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Konami, once again, you’ve decided to grace us with a shockingly amazing collection of classic titles from out of nowhere. Three years ago, Castlevania Advance Collection was released to immense fanfare, including three of the most acclaimed metroidvanias of all time, in an excellent package developed by M2, one of...
It still feels weird that the initial announcement of Star Wars Outlaws did not make that much of a splash. It’s impressive how Disney and Lucasfilm have managed to make any brand new Star Wars announcement feel underwhelming or unimpressive, after so many bad shows, unnecessary bits of controversy, and...
It’s that time again, World of Warcraft is expanding its world even more as we enter The War Within. The DLC, The War Within, will flow a bit differently than previous expansions the massive multiplayer online game has had, in that this is set to be a trilogy of expansions...
Bakeru
The tanuki is Japan’s perfect hero vessel. You’ve got a mythical beast that’s also a real animal, but given plenty of mythical properties in lore and stories. Shapeshifting is so underrated, and giving that ability to an entire tribe of cunning bastards is the best bad decision I’ve seen since...
Tomba! is a fantastic reminder to players everywhere that metroidvania games don’t always act and look the way you may think they will. Sure, you’re going to have some titles that have adorable protagonists, puzzling mechanics or are just plain inscrutable, but still look the part once you break things...
I was eagerly awaiting for the release of Cygni: All Guns Blazing. After literally finding out about its existence during a gaming show, when interviewing its developers out of the blue, I kept waiting for the final launch, as there were many things about it which caught my attention. A...
A brand new Earth Defense Force game is out, and I honestly believe it couldn’t have been dropped at a better time. Be it due to a barrage of depressing news in the gaming sphere, as well as the current implosion seen by some AAA titles being released at broken...
There’s a quote by T.S. Eliot that almost no one uses: “Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.” That’s because it’s a bit clunky and heavy-handed, and sometimes takes a bit to extrapolate the meaning. Steve Jobs, meanwhile, then took that quote, changed it, and misattributed it to Pablo Picasso: “Good...
2024 has been a shockingly good year for expansions. The Final Shape overcame the odds and ended a 10-year-long storyline for Destiny 2 with much more grace than anyone would have expected. Whilst Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree is a shockingly good expansion, with a vast new region to...
It’s so hard to look at summer now and feel that it’s anywhere as good as it was when I was a child. From the age of five to eighteen, summer meant two to three months of open freedom, of choices, ideas, and possibilities that existed only in this window...
We are reaching the end of the Switch’s life cycle, and with that, the end of one of the most interesting kinds of games I’ve reviewed since the inception of this website: the “impossible Switch ports”. Games which, given the system’s underwhelming mobile-based horsepower, shouldn’t be able to run or...
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