Goat Simulator

Den of GeekJohn Saavedra

Goatpocalypse Now. Here is our review of Goat Simulator...

IGNDan Stapleton

8/10

Goat Simulator isn’t much of a game, but it’s a hell of a good time. The small but dense map is packed with tons of jokes and bugs that should be seen rather than talked about, and there’s at least a few hours’ worth of entertainment in goofing around with the jetpack alone. It’s a clever interactive spoof of all the broken game physics we’ve seen in open worlds – almost like a greatest hits album of all the ridiculous bugs that pop up in serious games like Skyrim or Assassin’s Creed, except embraced and celebrated in a world that’s made to be broken.

TechRaptorAndrew Stretch

7.5/10

Goat Simulator is a fun game to pick up and play with plenty of laughs to be had alone or with friends but doesn't take too long to complete or have much replay value.

Gaming NexusChapel Collins

7.4/10

Goat Simulator is a great time for the first few hours when you're seeing everything for the first time, but once you've seen everything, there's no reason to keep playing.

GamingBoltWill Borger

7/10

Goat Simulator is rough around the edges and doesn’t offer a lot of content, but if you’re into destruction, humor, and the sheer ridiculousness of it, it’s not a baaaaad deal at all. If you’re only going to buy one goat simulator this year, make it this one.

Xbox AchievementsRichard Walker

65/100

A gloriously unhinged and unashamedly stupid game, Goat Simulator is still one of the most enjoyable things I've played in some time. It's a horribly glitchy mess, but it's also somewhat majestic in its commitment to providing surreal lunacy that will have you in fits of laughter. If this is what it's like to be a goat, I don't want to be human anymore.

Push SquareSammy Barker

6/10

Republished on Wednesday 1st January, 2020: We're bringing this review back from the archives following the announcement of January 2020's PlayStation Plus lineup. The original text follows.

Game RantAnthony Taormina

6/10

That being said, what Coffee Stain Studios has managed to pull out of the concept is an impressive feat in and of itself. In a way, Goat Simulator calls to mind the other big "Simulator" game, Surgeon Simulator 2013, in that it doesn't try to take players money and run. It acknowledges its silly premise and gets a surprising amount of mileage out of it. Only a very particular type of gamer will give Goat Simulator a try, but those who do will be pleasantly surprised.

At this present point in time, Goat Simulator is simply not worth it, even for the novelty value. I imagine some of the sillier YouTubers could get some fun out of it, and for the rest of us that will probably be the better way to experience the extreme silliness of the concept. But I need to underscore; it’s just not worth it. You are way better off picking up Garry’s Mod for $2.50 at the next Steam sale and importing a goat into it and shooting things into it with a gravity gun.

Impulse GamerTory Favro

I am not sure, but there are not many games I've despised as much as this. Goat Simulator had the potential to be fun, but stops at that. In principle it

COGConnectedTrevor Houston

35/100

Okay I get it. Goat Simulator is supposed to be stupid, broken, glitchy and perhaps nothing more than a novelty gag. The developers almost advertise it as such. It’s not a game you take seriously, even if you tried. It’s a game you’ll Twitch or YouTube all the ridiculous things you can do to this poor goat. The PC version became an internet cultural phenomenon for its bugs, crashes, shabby visuals, and terrible gameplay mechanics. Let’s face it Goat Simulator became popular for all the wrong reasons!

PC GamerAndy Kelly

30/100

If Goat Simulator really was a goat simulator, you'd spend the whole game padding around a field eating grass and occasionally being milked, before ending up on a plate in some upmarket restaurant.